Red socks. Green socks. Monkey socks. Fox socks. Roller Derby Girls really love their fun socks, so in the spirit of spreading some funky sock love around, we had a Valentines sock exchange. And it was oodles fun! As for me, Foo Radley, I was gifted with not one, but two pairs of socks. Lucky me! One: some retro lions with a rainbow road oozing out of their gaping mouth. (Hello!!! Talk about uber, groovy, sock loveliness.) Two: Some banana/monkey socks to keep my feet rolling on wheels. My special sock buddy, aka., my fellow midget squad member, MacPhisto, is now the happy owner of some seriously chilling Dino’s in Space socks. And, because I like sharing too much information, every time I say Dino’s in Space, I use my very best muppet interpretation of “PIGS IN SPACE” voice, because I just can’t help myself. So, if anyone wants to come join us in the fun and make some new friends while getting your booty whipped around on skates, come join The Eastside Derby Girls at the New Rink on Van Dyke. We’d all love to meet you!